BJ's White Swan
Haven't been to this place for 4 or 5 years maybe so dropped by Saturday night. I remember the place being busy, lots of locals, unpretentious, no frills and a fun night out. That was when they had both sides of the building open - I'm guessing a couple of hundred people there maybe.
Its changed.
1. The security at the outside gate is awful. Where else in London do you have to present **PHOTO ID** which is scanned and your photo taken to match against it in some high tech machine? Who knows what they do with your personal information? Seriously? Really? Are you f***ing kidding me ?
2. The security guards x3 appear like Russian mobsters, totally unsuitable for a gay venue. Before I got through the door I had already lost any good feeling. Russians are not exactly well known for LGBT tolerance!!
3. You get to the building door to be met by yet another security guy directing you to pay money. The positive vibe at this point has pretty much gone.
4. Inside they've refurbished - the part that was the large dance floor in the room to the left is now the straight pole dancing club and they've cut some stairs into the floor on the right side to get down to the basement. This leaves the upstairs smaller than before with some new chairs to sit on. The decor is something "art deco" - black and white with lots of chrome and probably how they did the straight strip club - no bad thing. So the basement bar is quite decent throughout including toilets etc, it looks good, high quality, well air conditioned and good sound system. Music was pretty ok also. Think downstairs at Ku bar maybe for a similar size but brighter and much nicer decor. So has real potential to be a fun dance room.
So what was the problem? Well Saturday night there were less than 30 people there around 12:45 which is supposed to be the peak time. Could have had that party in your living room maybe. Every 10-15 minutes the security came prowling round and made you feel like anything remotely fun you might do would result in you being taken out the back and getting a couple of broken legs.
Basically the place is dead - not fun at all - I seriously doubt the other reviews saying it was an amazing night out are genuine or the place changed dramatically since then - killed off by the cold ultra straight security maybe. It's such a shame because if the place had been busy it would have be excellent. It's just lost all it's vibe and shows how updating a place can ruin it if you don't make it friendly. I don't think this place will be open much longer which is a real shame.
For the owners - get rid of your ridiculous security - if you need that for your strip club because your customers are so high risk then create a different entrance and hire some gay friendly staff. Don't you realise that gay venues just don't have the same drunken fights that straight clubs suffer from??? Clearly you've little experience of this market.
Everyone knows reasonable security is sensible but this is far too much and very inappropriate.